Banning Simile

Zionists are working hard to control usage of the word Nazi, that is unless you are speaking about Germans who actually killed Jews in the 1940s. If you call anyone else a Nazi, be prepared for some vitriol. So that Israeli policeman who knocked teeth out of the mouth of a Charedi boy or the one who shot a stun grenade at a Charedi girl, burning her face -- you can't call them Nazis because they didn't literally send anyone to gas chambers. So say hysterical Zionists.  So what about a member of the Nazi party who didn't actually do any killing? I guess, you can't call him a Nazi anymore even though he would have described himself that way. It will dilute the term we are told. So the nasty clerk in the Yonkers municipal building isn't to your taste, but she isn't a Nazi. And the school cop that just punched a teenager in the face - not a Nazi because he didn't actually kill him outright. And scratch that Soup Nazi episode of Seinfeld from your mind.

Yes, the Zionists have banned simile and metaphor. So no longer can you call a politician a clown unless he actually paints his face and wears a rubber nose. No longer can you call a journalist a fool unless he wears a pointy hat and dances before a royal court. No longer can you label a businessman a snake oil salesman unless he actually sells snake oil. Can't call Bernie Sanders a communist because he doesn't actually advocate elimination of all business and property rights. If we are being consistent, you can't label Hitler a monster since he wasn't eight feet tall and furry. That will be a tough one for Zionists because keeping the terror of Hitler going is how they try to justify their state. And this, by the way, is why they are so protective over the word Nazi. So, too, the word terrorist. In the Zionist press, that word gets more play than the definite article "the". This one's a terrorist. That one's a terrorist. Your mother is a terrorist. If we are being consistent, can't do that anymore.

And what about the term anti-Semite? If somebody merely criticizes the Israeli government that will no longer warrant the label anti-Semite. We have to know for sure that this person hates all Jews.

And what about complements? Giving a eulogy? Don't tell us that the departed was a work-horse in his work ethic as he surely wasn't an actual horse. And don't tell us that anyone born of flesh and blood is an angel or even a saint, unless he or she was actually sainted by the Catholic Church. Don't call a woman a queen unless she happens to live in Buckingham Palace. No man can be called a lion unless perhaps he is the cowardly lion from the Wizard of Oz.

And what do you call a hysterical control freak who represses open discussion and spends his days and nights figuring out who to excoriate next? Can't randomly call him a Zionist anymore even though the term is an apt simile for that behavior. But if the person is an actual Zionist, then go for it. But don't let any Zionist hear you doing it. You'll be kicked off Facebook faster than you can hit the spacebar.